On the tenth and final day of the Corduroy Chipmunk Festival
Miss Palby gave to me the following objects, ideas, or ratios:
Eight shrimp a-buzzin'
Six lame obstetrics
Nine narwhales nambulating
Davey Crockett's earlobes
A date with the cutest Hospital Ghost!
A fat lip
And toast gadgets
The plot synopsis for an imaginary ballet called "The Immaculate Davenport of Father Coogins" written in eel blood on a large graham cracker raccoon
The color "huffy"
A t-shirt from The Tucan Layer of Cereal Hell
And Eric Stoltz
A miasmal jungle wedge
A misanthropic pork-juggler
Kevin's Undershirt, Wyoming
And some soggy yarn
An elderly hockey player's goiter
Sponseller dressed as an elf, dancing for 28 hours atop a crate of stinky finger puppets!
And a fourteen pound cube of Hosterman's Gazebo Loaf
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