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Monkey/See = Monkey/Do
00:56
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Monkey see, Monkey do!
The number 14 is my favorite number
Let me explain why
It's because it's the number you get when you multiply
7 times 2
And that is the number of monkey me, monkey you
Monkey see, Monkey do!
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2. |
Bela Lugosi's Dad
02:49
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His name was István Blaskó
Stern mustache man
Bela Lugosi's dad
Settled in Lugos, Hungary
Started out baking bread
Helped found the Volksbank of Lugos
Bela Lugosi's dad
His dad his dad his dad
Bela Lugosi's dad
I looked him up on wikipedia
Not sure how to pronounce his name
"István Blaskó"
Excuse me?
"István Blaskó"
I was close!
Bela Lugosi's dad
His dad his dad
Bela Lugosi's dad
His dad his dad his dad
Wikipedia is really good
If you gotta look something up that's kind of obscure
Like, in this case
Bela Lugosi's dad
His dad his dad his dad
Stern mustache man
Bela Lugosi's dad
His dad his dad his dad
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3. |
Available for Pick Up
01:14
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Some mismatched placemats, some clown wigs and a wolf mask
Pick up in Whitmore Lake
A small paperback book titled "Mastering Pacman"
It is in very good shape
Available for pickup
I am looking for a working snow blower
And some glass milk bottles (any size)
If you can help I sure would appreciate it
I can pick up just about any time
Available for pickup
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4. |
Blackmail Is My Business
01:44
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ONE DAY
AT A CERTAIN TIME
YOUNGSTERS
MAKE UP THEIR MINDS
WE’RE TIRED OF THIS LIFE!
LET’S THREATEN PEOPLE!
BLACKMAIL IS MY BUSINESS!
THEY CHANGE
THEIR ATTITUDE!
THEY’RE STARTING
A NEW LIFE
BLACKMAIL IS MY BUSINESS!
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5. |
Happenstance and Chaos
01:23
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Happenstance, happenstance and chaos
And giant robot monster guys
Benzadrine-toting mummies with opalescent handbags,
Poisonous darts and runny eyes
These are just some of the obstacles
Standing in our mighty way
Demons and Tycoons and ferocious yucky madmen
Guns and knives and forks and laser kites
Microscopic astronauts with tiny bushy eyebrows
Mean gazelles who frolic, scratch and bite
These are just some of the obstacles
Standing in our mighty way
Lets hope in this particular adventure
We'll keep all the unpleasant creatures at bay
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6. |
Dammit, Steve
00:51
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Squigglebones
01:45
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There was a evil, evil spider in the shed
And it punched everybody
Every baby in town!
They call me Squigglebones
Cuz my bones are made of rubber
They call me Squigglebones
Cuz I'm like nobody else
He used his rubber bones to boing it away
Cuz he can use his rubber bones
And they can boing if he moves his arm
Up and down, up and down
And he pushed him
And he made him boing away
They call me Squigglebones
Cuz my bones are made of rubber
They call me Squigglebones
Cuz I'm like nobody else
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9. |
La La La La La
01:29
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I had 14 reasons for discarding all this
That I wrote down earlier, but then I had to kiss
The memory of these things
That I said, but I do not know
La la la la la
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On the tenth and final day of the Corduroy Chipmunk Festival
Miss Palby gave to me the following objects, ideas, or ratios:
Eight shrimp a-buzzin'
Six lame obstetrics
Nine narwhales nambulating
Davey Crockett's earlobes
A date with the cutest Hospital Ghost!
A fat lip
And toast gadgets
The plot synopsis for an imaginary ballet called "The Immaculate Davenport of Father Coogins" written in eel blood on a large graham cracker raccoon
The color "huffy"
A t-shirt from The Tucan Layer of Cereal Hell
And Eric Stoltz
A miasmal jungle wedge
A misanthropic pork-juggler
Kevin's Undershirt, Wyoming
And some soggy yarn
An elderly hockey player's goiter
Sponseller dressed as an elf, dancing for 28 hours atop a crate of stinky finger puppets!
And a fourteen pound cube of Hosterman's Gazebo Loaf
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Terra Cotta Chimp
01:03
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I found a terra cotta chimp
I took it home on my blimp
I sold it on Ebay for 400 dollars
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12. |
MASTAR
01:31
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The MASTAR (Model for Analog Simulation of subThreshold, saturation and weak Avalanche Regions) is an analytical model of Metal-Oxide Semiconductor Field-Effect Transistors
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My silver Chevrolet is turning gray
My hound just up and ran away
And the last words that I heard her say
"I won't be coming home"
Swipe the card in and out rapidly
You weren't where I am yesterday at 4pm
Surrounded by the Illuminati
And I cried
Wasn't even supposed to be here today
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14. |
Ashtray
00:56
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Please use the ashtray
Come on guys
I just cleaned up!
I'm not kidding
Please use the ashtray
Seriously
Were you guys born in a barn?
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Well, we all went down to Raven Rock Mountain Complex
At the start of World War 3
Us congressmen and senators
And, of course, our families
But not that sumbitch president
Or his stupid policies
We all went down to Raven Rock Mountain Complex
Well, we brought along some scientists
And we brought a lot of booze
And bean bag chairs and a whole mess of guns
We even brought some staffers
Cuz we are not heartless beasts
But only the attractive ones
We brought along some actors
From our favorite TV shows
And we make 'em act out scenes
From our favorite episodes
And if they give us any lip
We just toss 'em back outside
And slam the doors to Raven Rock Mountain Complex
Well, we all went down to Raven Rock Mountain Complex
When everything went to hell
To assure governmental continuity
We're getting sick of playing X-Box
And the place is starting to smell
And the screaming of the Damned haunts all our dreams
The Majority Whip went on a rampage
So we had to take him down
We ate one of the scientists last week
We had a visit from the King of the Mutants
In his horrible bloody crown
And there are no more butterscotch cupcakes
Well, we all went down to Raven Rock Mountain Complex
It seemed like the thing to do
But now I'm the only one left here
To see this whole thing through
So I'm opening the blast doors
And lifting up my chin
Gonna make America great again!!!
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